Nelson Cruz

Nelson Cruz became the 3rd player in MLB history to start the season with HR's in his teams first 4 games. The other 2 players are Hall of Famer Willie Mays(1971) and admitted juicer Mark McGwire (1998). 1998 was also the year that McGwire broke Roger Maris' HR record finishing with 70 dingers. Which we all know was then broken by Mr Balco himself Barry Bonds. Who is now getting his testicles measured by our federal government to see if he has experienced "shrinkage".